Get your poem posted!

Have you ever wanted to try your hand at poetry? Maybe you thought if you wrote a poem the ladies would be impressed. If you have a short poem that you want me to publish on my blog please leave a comment. Soon the ladies will be forming a line to get to you.

Bad Diet

Ouch my stomach...
Ouch my gut...
I ate a razor...
Now my insides are cut

Short Conversation with a French Man

Bonjour, aurevoir.
Je suis Francais et en retard.

A Delicious Snack

Give it to me in the kitchen.
Give it to me on the table.
Give it to me willing.
Give it to me able.
Sandwiches are a delicious snack.

Chemistry

Dissolve in acid;
titrate with a base.
If you're not part of the solution;
you're part of the precipitate.

Atheist

Without a head;
you'll soon be dead.
Eternal Atheist.

Victory

He jukes and jives;
forever he thrives.
Muhammad Ali, Victory!